Monday, May 23, 2005

The Way Things are Really...

Well, Sir... meaning no disrespect, but I need to say a few things about your "Opus."

All of what you wrote is, of course, technically accurate. You have amazing skill and knowledge in the use of many implements, and their use. It is true that, if one begins with carefully selected implements, and builds the intensity gradually, moving from thuddy to stingy, slowly over time, with lots of massaging and rubbing and stroking and encouragement in between, that a bottom can come to find the increasing levels of painful stimuli not only tolerable, but even pleasurable and erotic. The body, very naturally, secretes endorphins and a whole host of other chemicals into the bloodstream to help cope with the onslaught, and that flood of chemicals alters the perception of pain, sometimes quite radically. This phenomenon is well understood by experienced practitioners in the BDSM community like yourself, and it is the ticket to paradise for many masochists. The key is timing and the selection of stimuli, as you know, Sir...

Of course, knowing HOW to get someone there is not the same as wanting them to get there, or wanting to DO it that way, is it? The fact is that for all that interesting technical stuff you wrote, Master, about 4-second rules and where to hit, and how to gradually build the intensity, what you like to do is go to town on a bottom with a few favorite, intense implements until you've got tears and shrieks and begging for mercy. Making your bottom feel good is entirely too much in the realm of "service Top" for you, generally speaking. This charming little OPUS of yours is advertising for "newbies," who will be impressed by the breadth of your training and expertise.
Woe unto them...
Giggle...

There! I've unmasked you, Sir -- brat swan rides again.... hehehehehe... (not sure how one "spells" the sound that hysterical laughter makes...)

swan
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2 Comments:

At 2:22 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

I'm thinking some brat needs to go fetch me about a dozen switches:)

Brazen debunker of my fine essay!!!!!!

I'll show you a warm up:)

Master RAHeretic

 
At 8:30 PM, Blogger Malcolm said...

For hysterical laughter, I suggest you try recording a short audio file that can be played by anyone reading your blog. (Don't know the technical stuff for this, though.) BLiatz gave us a very good example the other day.

 

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